28 of the funniest Football Manager regen names ever

first_img latest Awkward… 29 ‘His punch power is 10 out of 10’ – What it’s like to take a Deontay Wilder punch MONEY latest Sometimes, their faces look like an e-fit from Crimewatch but there’s no doubting you’ll grow to love them if they produce the goods.One thing that is sure to make you cherish your regens, though, is their names, which can often be pretty hilarious.So, we took a look around the internet, including our old article, to see if we could find some great screenshots from the last couple of years – and we weren’t disappointed!Scroll down below for the funniest Football Manager regen names ever… 29 We can only end on this regen, obviously. revealed 29 revealed gameday cracker 29 Thanks to FM Touch you can play Football Manager in Crosstown Traffic! tense The perfect Neighbour, but does Susan know what he’s up to? When I play Football Manager I’m usually Home Alone. Yep, another one about genitals. 29 On Football Manager, everyone loves finding an amazing regen.Nothing feels better than finding a wonderkid in your academy or getting one on the cheap from abroad knowing in a few years he’ll help you win the Champions League with Aldershot. Hopefully he went before the match started. 29 Cavani ‘agrees’ to join new club and will complete free transfer next summer Did Mahrez just accidentally reveal Fernandinho is leaving Man City this summer? TOP WORK Kevin De Bruyne ‘loves Man City and wants to keep winning’, reveals father Man United joined by three other clubs in race for Erling Haaland This guy sounds like an unpleasant forward to face. Football Manager 2019 is set to thrill fans from November 2. South Africa vs England first Test live on talkSPORT 2 No matter how hard you try and knock him down, this guy is still standing. Here’s hoping he won’t go breaking your heart, though. 29 Did Mahrez just accidentally reveal Fernandinho is leaving Man City this summer? Frank Warren names four dream fights he wants to make in 2020, including Fury vs AJ 29 Asking the question we all want answered. Chelsea confident of beating Man United and Liverpool to Sancho signing PLANS Latest Sport News The average first-team salaries at every Premier League club in 2019 Obviously… Gerrard launches furious touchline outburst as horror tackle on Barisic sparks chaos He’s gagging to get amongst the action in New York. Let’s hope he’s taped up those hooped earrings. Arsenal transfer news LIVE: Ndidi bid, targets named, Ozil is ‘skiving little git’ 29 29 Tony Cascarino backs Everton to sign two strikers for Carlo Ancelotti The biggest market value losers in 2019, including Bale and ex-Liverpool star Forbes list reveals how much Mayweather, Ronaldo and Messi earned this decade Most Popular Premier League Stories 29 targets Liverpool’s signings under Michael Edwards – will Minamino be the next big hit? huge blow IN DEMAND AJ reacts after Hearn reveals he is on verge of being forced to vacate world title 29 Top nine Premier League free transfers of the decade Liverpool news live: Klopp reveals when Minamino will play and issues injury update Most people who play Football Manager are… predicted LATEST LIVING THE DREAM Boxing Day fixtures: All nine Premier League games live on talkSPORT 29 29 29 ‘Critical condition’ 29 How Everton could look in January under Ancelotti with new signings 29center_img Liverpool’s signings under Michael Edwards – will Minamino be the next big hit? targets POWER 29 live cricket moving on Imagine… whoops Stokes to miss England training to be with ill father in hospital 29 Most Popular Football Stories He’s a wizard! Not even subtle. tense three-way race AJ insists he was serious about sparring Fury – ‘I might batter him around the ring’ SORRY gameday cracker 29 Sky Sports presenter apologises for remarks made during Neville’s racism discussion Boxing Day fixtures: All nine Premier League games live on talkSPORT Jake Paul vs AnEsonGib officially announced with date and venue confirmed 29 You want to sign winners for your side so this guy isn’t going to cut it. changes Oxlade-Chamberlain suffers another setback as Klopp confirms serious injury Can this Coventry shot-stopper help you Rule the World? One day he’ll be the King of Craven Cottage. REVEALED We’re speechless… The average first-team salaries at every Premier League club in 2019 29 Sky Sports presenter apologises for remarks made during Neville’s racism discussion Phil and Grant might have something to say about this. 29 29 POLITICS Watch out for this tricky winger. He could bring down your team like a House of Cards. But now back to EastEnders. But will this Leeds starlet turn up on a Tuesday night against Stoke? 29 CELEBRATION 29 Latest Transfer Stories RANKED 29 Top nine Premier League free transfers of the decade Canelo, Joshua and Wilder pick up prestigious Ring Magazine awards for 2019 PLAN Green reveals how he confronted Sarri after Chelsea’s 6-0 defeat at Man City 29 Mats Gran is a fan favourite at St James’ Park. SORRY KO KINGS The most unbelievable UFC knockouts of the decade, with McGregor, Silva and Holm 29 Can you be a ‘Wonderboy’ at 23-years-old? Guardiola-inspired tactics: Is this how Arsenal will line up under Arteta? Where every Premier League club needs to strengthen in January ANOTHER ONE scrap Green reveals how he confronted Sarri after Chelsea’s 6-0 defeat at Man City Liverpool news live: Klopp reveals when Minamino will play and issues injury update BEST OF RANKED TOP WORK LATEST whoops Arsenal transfer news LIVE: Ndidi bid, targets named, Ozil is ‘skiving little git’ And Christian is already pretty big. Every time Ally McCoist lost it on air in 2019, including funny XI reactions last_img read more

Santa Clarita Calendar

first_img Santa Clarita Republican Women will meet, 10 a.m. at Republican Headquarters, 24267 San Fernando Road, Newhall. Call (661) 259-3422. Teen Writing Workshop, 6 p.m. at Barnes & Noble, 23630 Valencia Blvd., Valencia. Call (661) 254-6604. Nonaerobic workout in a heated pool for joint and muscle conditioning, 10:30 a.m. at the Santa Clarita Valley Family YMCA, 26147 McBean Parkway, Valencia. Call (661) 253-3593. Santa Clarita Runners Club will work out, 6:15 p.m. at the College of the Canyons track, 26455 N. Rockwell Road, Valencia. Call (661) 294-0821 or visit www.scrunners.org. Sierra Hillbillies Square Dance Club will offer an intermediate class, 7-9 p.m. in rooms A1 and 2 at the SCV Senior Center, 22900 Market St., Newhall. Call (661) 252-2210 or (661) 255-0463. Barbershop Harmony Singers will rehearse, 7:30-10 p.m. in the multipurpose room at Valley Oaks Village Apartments, 24700 Valley St., Newhall. Call (661) 259-6109 for security-door information. WEDNESDAY Mobile Solutions Van from the Braille Institute will be available for the visually impaired, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at the SCV Senior Center, 22900 Market St., Newhall. Call John Taylor at (661) 259-9444, Ext. 125. AHA! (Artists Helping Artists) will meet, 7:30 p.m. at Barnes & Noble, 23630 Valencia Blvd., Valencia. Call Trish Lester at (661) 254-1242 or e-mail [email protected] Lester.com. Santa Clarita Sunrise Rotary Club will meet, 7:10 a.m. at IHOP, 24737 W. Pico Canyon Road, Stevenson Ranch. Call (661) 250-1023. Santa Clarita Valley Rotary Club will meet, 12:10 p.m. at Marie Callender’s, 27630 The Old Road, Valencia. Call (661) 259-7701. Santa Clarita Valley-Newhall Optimist Club will meet, 7 p.m. at La Rumba, 27600 Bouquet Canyon Road, Saugus. Call (661) 252-7313. Toastmasters will meet, 7 p.m. at the Sierra Hills clubhouse, 28616 Kenroy Ave., Canyon Country. Call Desiree Nascimento at (800) 858-4749, Ext. 114. Valencia Toastmasters will meet, 7 p.m. Call Kim Dickens at (661) 259-8567 or visit www.valenciatoastmasters.org for location. Basic & Advanced Coastal Navigation class, 7-9 p.m. at Our Lady of Perpetual Help School, 23233 Lyons Ave., Newhall. Call (661) 298-8725 or (661) 259-7201. SCV Underwater Hockey group will play, 8-9 p.m. at the Santa Clarita Aquatics Center, 20850 Centre Pointe Parkway, Canyon Country. Cost: $3. Call Ben Jarvis at (661) 510-2665. Special Olympics offers athletic training and competition for athletes with learning disabilities during the evenings at various locations in Santa Clarita. New athletes or volunteer coaches can call (661) 253-2121. THURSDAY Nonaerobic workout in a heated pool for joint and muscle conditioning, 10:30 a.m. at the Santa Clarita Valley Family YMCA, 26147 McBean Parkway, Valencia. Call (661) 253-3593. Santa Clarita Noon Kiwanis Club will meet, noon-1:30 p.m. at El Torito, 27510 The Old Road, Valencia. Call Janie Choate at (661) 296-8260. Youth Chess Club will meet, 5:30-8 p.m. at 25864-G Tournament Road, Valencia. Call Jay Stallings at (661) 288-1705. Evening Kiwanis Club will meet, 6:15 p.m. at Mulligan’s, 25848 Tournament Road, Valencia. Call Amy Spencer at (661) 255-6714. Santa Clarita Runners Club will meet for tempo runs, 6:15 p.m. Call (661) 294-0821 or visit www.scrunners.org for location. FRIDAY Karaoke night, 6:30-9:30 at Vincenzo’s, 24504 Lyons Ave., Newhall. Call (661) 259-6733. To submit an event for the Daily News calendar, contact Sharon Cotal two weeks prior to the event at (661) 257-5256, fax her at (661) 257-5262, e-mail her at [email protected] or write to her at 24800 Avenue Rockefeller, Valencia, CA 91355. 160Want local news?Sign up for the Localist and stay informed Something went wrong. Please try again.subscribeCongratulations! You’re all set! Classics Book Club will meet, 10:30 a.m. at Barnes & Noble, 23630 Valencia Blvd., Valencia. Call (661) 254-6604. Reptile Club for ages 7-12 will meet, 1-2 p.m. and for ages 13-17 will meet, 2-3 p.m. at Placerita Canyon Nature Center, 19152 Placerita Canyon Road, Newhall. Call (661) 259-7721. Santa Clarita Runners Club will meet for marathon training, 6:30 a.m. in the parking lot at Granary Square, 25930 McBean Parkway, Valencia. Call (661) 294-0821 or visit www.scrunners.org. Bingo will be played, 10:30 a.m. at Mint Canyon Moose Lodge, 18000 W. Sierra Highway, Canyon Country. Call (661) 252-7222. AD Quality Auto 360p 720p 1080p Top articles1/5READ MORERose Parade grand marshal Rita Moreno talks New Year’s Day outfit and ‘West Side Story’ remake Saugus train station will be open, 1-4 p.m. at Heritage Junction in William S. Hart Park, 24151 Newhall Ave., Newhall. Call (661) 254-1275. Music jam session, 2 p.m. at Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 6885, 16208 Sierra Highway, Canyon Country. Local musicians welcome. Call (661) 252-6885. MONDAY Special Olympics offers golf lessons to athletes with learning disabilities, evenings at Vista Valencia Golf Course, 24700 W. Trevino Drive, Valencia. New athletes or volunteer coaches can call (661) 253-2121. TUESDAY last_img read more